Oops, okay. Maybe don't try going south. You know what, maybe you should just stay away from Westeros for good. King's Landing is the capital of the country, a place of royalty, pageantry, and rampant death. City breaks seem like a good idea, but not when the city is commandeered by a drunk, then a murderous child, then a pathetic child. 117 people have been hacked down on our screens in King's Landing, and they're correct when the guides tells you that the Red Keep is one of those places that when you leave 'a piece of you will always remain there'... Your head.