Game of Thrones Children's Game They Need To Make

By Stephen Higham / April 19, 2013

2. Robert Baratheon

Allegiance: The Iron Throne Cunning: 4 Strength: 10 Wealth: -7 Honour: 3 Sexual Prowess: - 3 When not starting rebellions or seeing the faces of long dead girls in the whores underneath him King Robert enjoys running his kingdom into the ground and bullying innocent children. Vote for him in the next election coming, never. Long live the... oh thank god he's dead. Who's next? OK, I take it back. Can we have the fat one again?

3. Tyrion Lannister

Allegiance: Himself Cunning: 10 Strength: 2 Wealth: 8 Honour: 5 Sexual Prowess: 8 Tyrion Lannister lives a tortured life, hiding from the invonveniances of being a dwarf, hated by most everyone he meets by filling the hole in his unloved heart with as many prostitutes as he can fit in his bed. The master of coin and copious amounts of witty lines Tyrion could rule Westeross in the blink of an eye if only he felt so inclined.

4. Catelyn Stark

Allegiance: House Tully/ House Stark Cunning: 2 Strength: 4 Wealth: 5 Honour: 4 Sexual Prowess: 7 Probably the worst player of The Game, certainly the least subtle contendor. Catelyn makes the mistake of alienating herself from the fans of two of the most popular characters. She treats Jon Snow appaulingly all through his childhood and does her darndest to get Tyrion Lannister killed. On the plus side she does it all for love.