Marvel's Iron Fist: 30 WTF Moments In Netflix's First Failure

By Simon Gallagher /

20. The Hand Are Terrible

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Another Marvel property and another group of villainous henchmen who are impossibly terrible at their jobs, despite the fact that it is established by a pretty major sub-plot that they have to qualify through excellence for the clan.

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Danny might look quite stylish as a fighter, but he's definitely not a good one. Despite bleating on about being undefeatable, he's close to being beaten several times until Colleen or Claire helps him out while he struggles with a painfully obvious erectile dysfunctional Allegory ("I'm sorry, Janet, I can't romance you tonight, I can't get my Iron Fist out")...

And yet, The Hand's ninjas still can't do him in. They're like the Chitauri and Ultron's robo-army before them - just there to add numbers to the fight scenes. And frankly, they're growing really, really tiresome.

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