Orange Is The New Black: 10 Best Moments From Season 3

By James Hunt /

2. Morello Gets Married

All Lorna Morello has ever really wanted is to be married. Throughout seasons 1 and 2 she constantly spoke of her €˜fiancee€™ Christopher, and how they would still have the wedding once she got out of prison. After the big twist in that story, it seemed that she wouldn€™t get her happy ending. Then she started scamming visitors for money, and met Vince. He was willing to beat up Christopher just for her, a wholly romantic gesture apparently, and she responds by proposing with a picture of a ring torn out of a magazine. They then get married in the prison, with Morello wearing a tissue paper veil, and consummate it against a vending machine. It does manage to be a sweet and romantic ending for Lorna, in a strange, only-on-OITNB kinda way.