Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

15. Yeah, Cos That's So Much Better

"He's a hitman? Oh, I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved." - Piper

Episode - Thirsty Bird

Yes Piper, because trained killer is much, much better than rapist. Though, taken in the prison context that is actually probably the case. In real life? Debatable.

It's no wonder that this particular quote drew the response of "You f***in' weird."