Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

11. The Specifics Of Mutation

"That’s not how mutation works. Our babies would be the ones born with the fish gills and extra fingers. What we’d have is a bunch of different cancers and lesions" - Crazy Eyes

Episode - Fake It Til You Fake It Some More

The inimitable Crazy Eyes shoots down the entire concept of the X-Men with one line. Unless all of the parents of mutants suffered from cancers and lesions and that was just left out of the comics.