Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

9. Getting A Job

"I should’ve answered the questions in the reverse of how I felt. The opposite of me is better" - Crazy Eyes

Episode - Fake It Til You Fake It Some More

If ever there was a perfect piece of advice for job interviews, questionnaires, or anything else of that ilk, this is it. Seriously, nobody needs to know about all of your crazy until it's too late for them to fire you.