Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

6. The Best Argument For Abortion?

"By terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it's a...blessing," - Boo

Episode - Mother's Day

In most cases this is probably not the best advice to give somebody who has had - or is considering - an abortion. It's definitely inadvisable to say it while you are dressed as a ridiculously terrifying clown.