Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

24. A Little Bit Of Advice

"OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her." - Alex Vause

Episode - Tall Men With Feelings

Is she really pretending, or are Alex's lesbian credentials not quite what they are cracked up to be? Probably the former.