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20. Greek Mythology With A Spin

"Classic story of hubris; I’m like Icarus, whose wings melted before he could f*** the sun" - Nicky

Episode - Turf Wars

Is that how the original myth went? No wonder Daedalus got so mad. Not only did he end up losing his son, but it happened because his son truly was a complete and utter idiot. Probably should have spent a little more time explaining the birds and the bees.