Orange Is The New Black: 25 Funniest Lines

18. Doughnut Slavery

"Because a doughnut that's selling doughnuts is basically a slave trader. Worse, really, because he's selling his own people to be consumed as food" - Coates

Episode - Fear, and Other Smells

He may be a complete creep, but you can't argue that the man has a point. It would take a particularly evil doughnut to agree to be the mascot of a doughnut shop.