Ranking All 50 Game Of Thrones Episodes From Worst To Best

By Justin Seagull /

28. The Night Lands (Season 2, Episode 2)

Despire the lack of anything of much consequence, this episode is high up on this list for one man: Salladhor Saan. As Davos tries to convince the pirate to join up with Stannis€™s royal fleet in their assault on the Blackwater, Salladhor agrees, on one condition: that he gets the Queen. Davos€™s son Mathos says that Salladhor can€™t rape the queen, to which he replies: €œI'm not going to rape her, I'm going to f*** her.€ This episode also includes some fantastic banter between Tyrion and Varys, who have proven to be quite an on-screen pairing throughout the history of this series.