Red Dwarf X Begins Tonight On Dave!

By Simon Humphries /

The Cat "So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?" "I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days." "This sounds like a 12 change of underwear trip." "As soon as they see me they'll only have to force me into platform shoes and flared trousers and I'll sing like Tweetie Pie." "I€™m gonna eat you little fishy!"

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