South Park: Top 10 Eric Cartman Moments

By Luke Kear / June 25, 2013

9. HumancentiPad- I Like To Get Wined And Dined Before...

When Cartmans mother can not afford to buy him the latest, top of the range iPad, he jumps straight into spoiled brat mode, shouting for all the other Best Buy customers to hear, Why dont you go across the street and buy some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if youre gonna f**k me, mom! and You might as well go buy some cigarettes, too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and f**ked.

As he gets the attention of the other customers, he taunts his mother by pulling down his trousers and bending over to reveal his buttocks - again - to Liane, shouting Go ahead, Mom, f--k me.

We then cut to cartman crying and uttering the usual mammy and mamma.