logo Featured Topics Film WWE TV Gaming Horror Comics Music Offbeat Quizzes The Big Bang Theory: 10 Best Sheldon Lines By Laura Holmes / August 20, 2015 7. "Well, Today We Tried Masturbating For Money" Penny: "So, what do you guys do for fun around here?" Sheldon: "Well, today we tried masturbating for money" Just your typical Saturday afternoon. Pagination ←Previous Next→