The Episode: Season 6, Episode 8 (Lisa on Ice) The Gag: Ralph gets an academic alert and, thinking it's a good thing, shouts "I won! I won!" as he runs to the front of the auditorium to collect it. Principal Skinner corrects him that he's failing English, to which Ralph lets out the immortal words, "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Without question, it's one of the best and most widely-quoted Simpsons lines in the show's history, and while close, it's still not quite the best...