The Simpsons: 25 Best Church Marquees

By Jay Anderson /

5. Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs

1t's n0t funny anym0r3! We've all seen this done to various signs around our hometowns, places of business, etc. What we really want to know is, who did this, and whose crummy job is it to continually fix the sign in this case? For obvious reasons, the most likely culprit is either Bart or Nelson (or perhaps even Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph), while the poor schmuck no doubt tasked with fixing it could just be Groundskeeper Willy, moonlighting on his job at Springfield Elementary. That shack doesn't pay for itself! This particular sign came in season seventeen, in the episode Milhouse of Sand and Fog.