The Simpsons: 25 Best Church Marquees

By Jay Anderson /

23. Rapture Threat Level: Orange

If the end of days is ever upon us, expect the Department of Homeland Security to give us daily, if not hourly, updates just like this! Which will be useful to absolutely no one but them, of course. This marquee appeared in the season sixteen episode Homer And Ned's Hail Mary Pass, in which Homer (who had taken to teaching pro football players how to dance in the end zone) and Ned put together the Half-Time Show for the Superbowl. As odd as that sounds, remember, he was once a mascot himself, Dancin' Homer!