Less is better for you, right? This marquee actually comes from the deleted scenes from season fifteen's Treehouse of Horror XIV. It's really a shame this particular joke was cut, because in all honesty, it works. Religion, as much as we want to believe in it as a force for good and a positive influence, is often seen as a get out of jail free card. Worshipers do the bare minimum, so the less rules, the better, right? Can you not easily see Homer saying (or being thrilled about) this, or Bart?