The Snarkiest True Blood Season 6 Recap - Episode 1

By Rebecca Kulik /

The Governor offers TruBlood a factory, for free, in secret, because crazy vampires killing people is unhelpful to his re-election chances. Recapper: I€™m sure there€™s no poison hidden in the machinery, or bomb in the basement, or any other sort of trap that can€™t be traced back to the Governor and can easily be pinned on his enemies. The Governor seems like a sincere fellow: I€™d work with him on the honor system too. The Governor: I am not the new big bad. Recapper: Awesome. That€™s really awesome. I miss Buffy: we could use a Buffy on this show. Can we have a Buffy please?