20 Funniest Lines In Breaking Bad

By Michael Potts /

14. The One About A Chocolatey River Of Meth

"Put me on your magical boat man, and sail me down your chocolatey river of meth!" - Badger. Season 2, Episode 3. Oh, Badger, you drug-addled, sweet soul. Almost everything he said was weird or amusing, this was the pick of the bunch.