10 Absolutely Terrible Songs By Pro Wrestlers

By Andrew Soucek /

1. The Undertaker "The Man In Black"

As we saw with the Bret Hart entry before, WrestleMania: The Album is a gold mine of awful wrestling songs sung by wrestlers. Now some fans think that Undertaker€™s run as The American Badass character killed his mystique. Well then what the hell did this song do? How did he survive this? €œThe man in Black has got a Tombstone just for you. Dance with the Taker!€ he commands. Nah, I think I€™ll take a pass on that offer. I would rather not dance with you, but thanks anyway. Perhaps Kane would be interested? Well, besides the questionable lyrics, the synthezier was put to good use. Taker€™s voice also was in full force, and it€™s a wonder that he didn€™t sing all his theme songs. Takes€™s voice soothes my troubled spirit when he gently whispers about €œrotting flesh.€ Oh Taker, you old sweet talker! While many have speculated that The Undertaker has largely disappeared from the wrestling world due to injuries and his desire to raise a family, I say it€™s probably due to his desire to release a full length album.