10 Absolutely Terrible Songs By Pro Wrestlers

By Andrew Soucek /

7. Zack Ryder "Hoeski"

At the beginning of €œHoeski€, Zack Ryder asks us the eternal question €œYou ever meet a girl and think to yourself she€™s the one? But as time goes by you realize she isn€™t nothing but a hoeski?€ Actually, no, that€™s never happened to me. Or anyone I€™m guessing. Who uses the phrase €œHoeski€ besides Zack Ryder? Dear God is Zack Ryder an awful singer. I don€™t care if this song made iTunes top 100, so did Rebecca Black€™s €œFriday.€ I understand buying a song because you think it€™s funny like The Lonely Island or Tenacious D, but buying a song because it€™s ironically bad, but is painful to listen to? That€™s just no fun at all. €œHoeski€ is like the Sharknado of music, except for that it's not entertaining in any way. It's just a waste of a dollar. A dollar that you could have spent on ear plugs in case someone ever decided to play this song in your vicinity. Sadly, Ryder can€™t even lay claim to having the best boy band wrestling song ever, because 3-Count blows him out of the water! Woo Woo Woo!