At the beginning of Hoeski, Zack Ryder asks us the eternal question You ever meet a girl and think to yourself shes the one? But as time goes by you realize she isnt nothing but a hoeski? Actually, no, thats never happened to me. Or anyone Im guessing. Who uses the phrase Hoeski besides Zack Ryder? Dear God is Zack Ryder an awful singer. I dont care if this song made iTunes top 100, so did Rebecca Blacks Friday. I understand buying a song because you think its funny like The Lonely Island or Tenacious D, but buying a song because its ironically bad, but is painful to listen to? Thats just no fun at all. Hoeski is like the Sharknado of music, except for that it's not entertaining in any way. It's just a waste of a dollar. A dollar that you could have spent on ear plugs in case someone ever decided to play this song in your vicinity. Sadly, Ryder cant even lay claim to having the best boy band wrestling song ever, because 3-Count blows him out of the water! Woo Woo Woo!