10 Absurd Things The Rock Threatened To Stick Up Your Candy Ass

2. Curtis Hughes

If the name Curtis Hughes doesn’t ring a bell, it’s for good reason.

His time with WCW consisted of being a bodyguard. His original WWE run saw him lose every match to The Undertaker, as well as lose a match to Tatanka due to a pair of broken sunglasses. During the quest for greener pastures in ECW, Hughes went back to playing an enforcer. He was brought back up north to once again to play a bodyguard, this time for Triple H, but was quickly replaced by Chyna. In 1999, WWE re-tried their luck on Mr. Hughes by bringing him back to work with Chris Jericho... as his bodyguard.

Hughes was never very high on the WWE totem pole. But while he could not claim he held any championships during his tenure, he could tout being the first animate object The Rock threatened to shove up someone’s derriere, when he told Jericho, "The Rock says, you and that jabroni you got with you, Curtis Hughes, come on out here. Jericho, you bend over, and The Rock will take the entire Curtis Hughes, turn that sumbich sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"