10 Alternative Wrestling Awards For 2023

10. The 'Well, That Sounds Like A F*cking You Problem' Award

Look, episodic pro wrestling television is flawed, and the sooner you learn this, the better off everybody will be. Don't go losing your dignity when somebody says it's bad. It's bad and or a bit dumb even when it's good.

Logic gaps appear everywhere. For example, there is no set policy on when a babyface needs to be saved. They need to have friends, but then, the heels also need to get heat. A promoter will intervene when they don't want to allow fans too long a glimpse of an upcoming main event, but some midcard babyface is about to get his head staved in?

Go wild. It's only Matt Sydal, who cares?

Poor Nick Wayne's mom, on the November 22 Dynamite, was almost blasted in the temple with a Con-chair-to courtesy of her son's new father, Christian Cage. A civilian was in the middle of the ring, mere moments away from, potentially, a life-threatening head injury, and it took Adam Copeland ages to make the save. AEW's security team didn't care. The referee corps didn't care. Copeland only cared until his music struck.

"How many times do I have to tell you? I can only go to that place when I hear Metalingus!'"

Tony Khan was sat in gorilla for all this, and he presumably didn't care either.

"Nick Wayne's mom's brain matter splattering over the canvas will be great for us".