10 Best Ever Reasons For Wrestling Storyline Exits

10. Mr. McMahon Becomes The Genetic Jackhammer

Not the moving end of a babyface character arc, nor the ultimate comeuppance for the most dastardly of heels, Mr. McMahon left WWE TV for an altogether different reason.

Moved by the apparent love directed towards him by his estranged, long-suffering wife Linda, Vince elected to return to the marital home to reignite old, dormant passions. In his words, on the June 26, 2000 RAW:

"From now on, no matter how much attention you want, you're gonna get it from me. No matter what kind of love: whether or not it's tenderly touching, whether it's rough or ready, it doesn't matter to me, Linda."

"Tenderly touching" doesn't feel accurate, for Mr. McMahon f*cks, and Mr. McMcMahon most assuredly eats ass. He then proclaimed himself the "genetic jackhammer," and that sounds about right. Imagine his technique. Imagine his hammy, relentless, formidable technique, and then bear in mind how little he sleeps. It's no wonder Linda looked catatonic most of the time.

If Vince had sired another child, in 2000, they would be of wrestling age now, which is a prospect even more terrifying than his howling piston thrust.