10 Best Quotes From WWE Hall Of Fame 2018

Breaking news: country music star is a Republican.

By Benjamin Richardson /

Last night's WWE Hall of Fame 2018 was like some sort of black-tie Tough Mudder course, a real test of endurance stretching even the most caffeine-fuelled nighthawks' ability to stay awake during fifteen straight hours of chin-wagging. Would you believe Paul Heyman had one of the briefest speeches of the entire extravaganza? Think about that.

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There's no shame in admitting you had to call it a day midway through Ivory's valedictory, in which she personally thanked every person who was ever involved in GLOW, from her fellow wrestlers to the man who designed the logo's font. Some of you may not have even got that far, with Hillbilly Jim pretty much killing any chance the assembled crew had of hitting the bar once the job was in the can. He was unstoppable - and ain't nobody was gonna go messin' with a country boy.

There was more hot air in the Smoothie King Centre yesterday than at the World Hairdryer Enthusiasts Convention, but a few notable quotables slipped through the gaps. Luckily, we (well, muggins here) paid attention for the entire duration. We've picked out the best ones for you.

10. That's A Shoot, Brother Christian

"We're the only guys in the locker-room which actually like Bubba!" - Christian

The slightly-less cool member of Team E&C intimated that he was just yanking Bubba's chain after this curtain-peeling barb. From the stories of, well, pretty much everybody, we're not so sure that he was.

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