10 Best WWE Arm Wrestling Matches
10. Cesaro Vs. Mark Henry
Mark Henry Vs. Anybody in an arm wrestling contest is more of a mismatch than Vince McMahon Vs. Whichever Poor Prick Just Got Hired As Continuity Script Supervisor.
"Sir...? Didn't the Revival just lose at Super Showd-"
"F*CK OFF PAL."
But Cesaro, while not an actual Olympian-calibre strongman, is freakishly strong even as far as pro wrestlers go; capable of throwing his rivals into the air and tossing them around like pizza dough, he has been described, not unfairly, by Kevin Owens as a "human horse". WWE, unfairly, once compared Mark Henry to another animal, which we don't do, because we're not hapless, awful racists. Suffice to say, Henry is very well-equipped to succeed in the arm wrestling arena. Mark Henry in 2002 won the Arnold Strongman Classic to formally become the world's strongest man.
After much stalling, Cesaro finally clasped hands with Mark Henry...over an announce desk. WWE didn't bother to create a bespoke table for the Main Event occasion, putting even less effort into the segment than Cesaro's association with Paul Heyman.
Heyman made the difference here; after putting his hands on Henry, Cesaro took advantage of the distraction and blindsided his opponent, before trapping him under the table. Arm wrestling segments are a bit sh*t, on this evidence.
But let's continue...