10 Candidates For WWE's Bizarre Post-WrestleMania 38 Push

10. Dexter Lumis

Dexter Lumis has done all there is to do in NXT.

He hasn't won any championships or anything like that, but NXT 2.0 isn't about winning titles. It is a show based on the successful pursuit of having full sex - just look at the character arcs of Brooks Jensen, Edris Enofé, Malik Blade, Xyon Quinn, Duke Hudson and most recently Ikemen Jiro, who appears to have taken a liking to Sofia Cromwell. Before his success in the North American Title picture, Cameron Grimes sought love advice from Grayson Waller.

It used to be that the main roster-bound NXT stalwart would drop a title before their promotion. Now, it would seem that getting married and having several rounds of intercourse is the new way of "completing" developmental. Of course, Dexter married Indi Hartwell last year, and gauging by the honeymoon skits, he nearly broke her back. Really, when you think about it, it's the same thing as Finn Bálor dropping the NXT Title and doing business for Shinsuke Nakamura on the way out. When Ross and Rachel fell out, the Friends writers needed to pen a new relationship to keep things interesting.

It's pro wrestling booking 101, guys.

Lumis has a main roster-friendly look, and since that's the main thing, the push should go well!