10 Crazy Things You’ll Find On WWE Network (If You Search Deep Enough)

10. WWE Being Lazy, Hilarious

At Uncensored 1996, WCW gifted us the greatest best-worst professional wrestling match of all times, in which Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage took on eight (8) heels, all at once, a monstrosity of two factions incorporating Ric Flair and a jobbing actor named after the Nazi plan to exterminate the worldwide Jewish population.

In three cages.

With frying pans ultimately proving the most effective weapon.

It's the most harebrained piece of sh*t ever curled off by any wrestling booker ever. It's The Room of professional wrestling, and Lex Luger literally couldn't even get the "I did not him. I did naht," part right because he mistimes an accidental glove shot so awfully in Flair's direction that he actually appears to hit him on purpose. Even Hogan, who received a preposterous ego rub, was fed up with this world, and turned heel months later.

On the Network, in what might actually be a farcical meta joke in tribute, the thumb features said jobbing actor (later renamed the Ultimate Solution) in his guise as Bane from 1997's Batman and Robin, and if it's not in fact a joke, some staffer has flirted with a copyright strike because they couldn't bring themselves to watch the sh*tshow long enough to take a screen grab.