10 Deluded Wrestling Shoot Interview Revelations That Will Melt Your Brain

2. Bruce Prichard: Company Man

Upon promoting the WWE Network adaptation of his Something To Wrestle podcast, Bruce Prichard promised revelations that they didn't want you to hear!

It's likely they weren't anxious; they made the deal to screen Something Else To Wrestle on the WWE Network, and Prichard spends most of his time on Something To Wrestle acting as yes-man for a company that no longer requires his sycophancy.

Disclaimer: Prichard is entertaining as sh*t in the role. But it is a role, make no mistake; Prichard plots the history of WWE through his own, preposterously protective lens, in a manner that would be almost endearing if, if, he hadn't defended the 2003 Triple H Vs. Booker T saga as a mere 'WWE Vs. WCW' feud.

Yes, Bruce. Sting, Goldberg, Diamond Dallas Page: all those WCW guys had nappy hair. And who can forget all those times on which Sting danced his way to the ring? Or when Goldberg, who was only a part of wrestling to "entertain" guys like Triple H, cried out "You're next, succckkkkaaaaa!" before performing a spinaroonie? Diamond Dallas Page was always getting one dollar bills thrust into his face by guys who mistook him for a bathroom attendant.

You weren't there. You couldn't possibly know.