10 Embarrassing Matches Wrestling Stars Want You To Forget

10. Triple H Vs. Scott Steiner - WWE Royal Rumble 2003

Did you ever agree to something only to immediately regret it?

Your writer, buzzed from a couple of pre-drinks and excited for the night ahead, once leapt over a bannister and almost separated his shoulder like a right dumb bastard. There's a similarly painful sensation overwhelming me now, knowing that '10 Embarrassing Matches Wrestling Stars Want You To Forget' demands the inclusion of the otherwise incredible Scott Steiner's career low point because it needs to be re-watched as research.

The bannister is calling me. The bannister means I will not be able to write this up. Take my arm off, motherf*cker, because this is essentially the experience of watching Triple H taking a sh*t and masturbating at the same time.

Christ, it's as bad as remembered.

At one point, Triple H rather cruelly reaches for Steiner's arm, creating the impression that he might, at last, stop stomping the poor f*cker into the ground, only for him to, yes, continue stomping him into the ground.

A match that compels the crowd to feel enormous pity for one of the hardest and nastiest c*nts alive can only be considered a total disaster.