5. Every Single Thing About The Mark Henry Sex Addiction Storyline
Remember that thing about the Attitude era sucking a lot of the time? Mark Henry had, in his first couple years in WWE, been something of an expensive bust. He hadn't come along far enough for the money spent on him, and once he declared himself "Sexual Chocolate" while pursuing Chyna, it seemed like someone was trying to get him to quit. In less than a year, the following happened to Mark Henry: Chyna feigned succumbing to his persuasive powers, set up a potential threesome, and it turned out that the second woman, Sammi, was a gay man in drag. We learned this when Sammi fellated Henry, Henry felt Sammi up, and "Sweet Jesus! You've got a penis!" Terri and Jacqueline, collectively known as PMS (for "Pretty Mean Sistas"), engaged in bondage with him in several long, painful segments throughout a single episode of Raw, ending with him screaming "I'M COMING!" He announced he was a sex addict and getting treatment. In his first therapy session, he revealed he had been having sex with his sister since they were pre-teens, and it was seemingly played for laughs. He ended therapy when the therapists wouldn't stop hitting on him. Elderly Mae Young became his true love, and he thought he got her pregnant until she birthed a hand. Miraculously, Mark Henry eventually got awesome and is still in WWE.