10 Expectations Vs. Reality For WWE Royal Rumble 2020

10. Does WWE Answer Fierce Criticism?

Expectation:

WWE gets rid of the f*cking red light because ideally, one is able to watch a pro wrestling match, even if said wrestling match involves The Fiend and his ridiculous multiple multiple multiple finisher kick-out gimmick. Maybe then, the Fiend's trademark match - nothing hurts him, then it does, in a way that doesn't make much sense - might come off better. It's so oddly specific. Seven finishers: nope, no effect. Eight, and he's down!

For a bit.

It's quite amusing, the thought of Bray and the agents running through his match. Maybe mystical Bray draws on numerology or some b*llocks to arrive at the near-fall - eight is the number of power and strength! - and the agents nod in reverence, worked by this literal clown.

And besides which, enough already with the red light. Everybody audibly hates it, even the guys with Fiend renders as their Twitter profile pics. It's an open goal. If WWE were to get rid of the red light, the Fiend's matches would become instantly less sh*tty under the classic there's-good-news-and-there's-bad-news scheme.

OK - what's the bad news?

Bray Wyatt is still Bray Wyatt.

And the good news?

Watching him no longer induces a migraine!

Reality:

It looks like hell, pal He's from hell!