10 Expectations Vs. Reality For WWE SummerSlam 2020

10. The THUNDERDOME Experience

Expectation:

An incredible hi-tech spectacle the likes of which you've never, ever seen. Saudi Arabia shows in scope, every week, WWE will extract the one good, pretty thing from those atrocious and ugly events, and allow Asuka to wrestle bangers on that stage without having to wear a bodysuit. The fans will look really, really weird, but unlike every show from the last two years or so, Kevin Dunn can simply crank up the volume.

WWE is saved!

Reality:

Don't take Kevin Dunn's word for it, for f*ck's sake. On one of the few occasions he has spoken on public record, around 2004, he declared that Diva Search would be "sophisticated". In said Diva Search, Christy Hemme referred to a fellow contestant as a "c*m-burping gutterslut," and on that particular subject, do you recall WrestleMania 33? With a gigantic canvas on which to decorate, Dunn's crack production staff projected a very long sperm onto the ramp under the hilariously mistaken impression it was a viper.

WWE ThunderDome promises the high-end of WWE production, and with all of the majesty to capture, how many friggin' camera cuts so you think we're going to see?

Kevin Dunn is going to go apesh*t, guys, and Shane McMahon has just the word for it.