10 Great Workers WWE Paid Not To Wrestle

By Jack Morrell /

6. Santino Marella

Longtime WWE comedy talent Santino Marella €“ aka 40-year-old Anthony Carelli €“ retired last month after a third nasty neck injury made it unsafe for him to continue his wrestling career. Having debuted only a couple of years before signing with WWE, Carelli had very little experience outside of the company, although apparently his mixed martial arts experience extends to a 6-1 record in Japan prior to entering professional wrestling. Running a Russian shoot fighter gimmick in developmental, his arrival on the main roster couldn€™t have been more different, as he debuted to defeat the monster heel Umaga for the Intercontinental championship in his first appearance. Almost immediately moving from an underdog babyface character to a comedy heel persona, Carelli would remain a comedy character for the majority of his WWE €“ and wrestling €“ career. When he wrestled, it would generally be to lose two-minute squash matches or to win three-minute comedy matches, usually with his signature move the Cobra (a throat strike while wearing a sock puppet). The majority of Santino€™s most memorable moments would not be in wrestling matches, but in backstage skits and in-ring promos, his natural comic timing and cod-Italian accent making him probably the most successful comic performer in a wrestling ring in the last two decades. If you€™re unsure as to what on earth Santino Marella is doing on a list like this, then remember that it takes a talented worker to appear to be a bumbling amateur: to bump perfectly and with unerring timing with every move. You don€™t get to be the top promotion in the world€™s top comedy performer for a full seven years straight without some significant ability €“ and there€™s always that magical five minutes at the end of the Elimination Chamber match in February 2012 against Daniel Bryan to silence the naysayers.