10 Indisputable Reasons Why Vince McMahon Is Not A Genius

By Andrew Soucek /

9. He€™s Created Many, Many Awful Storylines

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Again, you can€™t expect Vince McMahon to create a compelling storyline every time out. But wouldn€™t you expect him to create a good one at least half the time? How about a third? Sadly, his average of developing an intriguing story for his characters is shockingly low. Sure, we€™ve had Andre the Giant€™s build to challenging Hulk Hogan, the Mega Powers collide arc and Austin vs. McMahon, but those are the exceptions.

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On the flip side, we€™ve had (brace yourself) Mark Henry and Mae Young€™s romance, Shawn Michaels teaming up with God, Tim White attempting suicide on 15 different occasions, Goldust with Tourette€™s Syndrome, Santina, John Cena embracing the hate, Val Venis almost getting his member cut off, The Big Bossman stealing The Big Show€™s father€™s casket, and of course, Kate Vick.

That€™s really just scratching the surface, and while most stories aren€™t that bad, they€™re just uninspiring. In fact, most of the roster is left without any story or character development to speak of. Can€™t a genius think of something for a guy like Kofi Kingston, Tyson Kidd, or Dolph Ziggler to do over the course of literally years? There€™s thousands of fans around the world with no vested interest in the company who have given more thought to what talent like that could do than Vince ever has.

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