10 Lowest Rated WWE Matches Of All Time (According To Dave Meltzer)

10. The Royal Family Vs. Clowns R' Us (Survivor Series 1994)

Rating: -2.5 stars

Survivor Series 1994 was an oddball pay-per-view. Not only did it feature the absurdity of Bob Backlund defeating Bret Hart to become WWE Champion, but it also presented a bizarre elimination bout with Jerry 'The King' Lawler and Doink The Clown each captaining a team of miniature sidekicks.

On one side was The Royal Family (Lawler, Sleazy, Cheesy, and Queasy), and on the other, Clowns R' Us (Doink, Dink, Pink, and Wink). It came about that September, when 'The King' riled Doink by popping a bunch of balloons belonging to Dink. Queasy was introduced alongside Lawler shortly after, and the vertically challenged groups expanded until they reached their final forms at Survivor Series.

The match itself was a whitewash. Doink was the first to be eliminated, which technically knocked Lawler out too, as he wasn't legally allowed to compete against the minis. Clowns R' Us were then whittled down one by one, resulting in a flawless victory for The Royal Family, after which Doink's posse chased Jerry around the ring before their leader splattered a pie in his face. A stinker of a match, and one of the lamest comedy bouts in history.