10 Most Absurd Movies Starring WWE Wrestlers

2. Santa's Slay

Bill Goldberg, as an evil Santa, does any more need to be said?

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The massive WCW draw and current contender for the WWE Championship is not a movie star, that much is clear from any of his projects. Still, this bonkers and downright obscene attack on holiday cheer has to be his weirdest exploit.

Santa's Slay informs us that the beloved Santa Claus is not a jolly fellow. In fact, he's a demon who lost a curling match with an angel and was forced to become the giver of gifts and happiness for one thousand years. However, those years are now up, so he returns to his masochistic nature, by killing as many people as possible.

This movie is utterly absurd, as it creates a vicious anti-Christmas sentiment, claiming that Santa is the son of Satan - and therefore the antichrist. It also features a tonne of ironic holiday-themed deaths, such as eggnog drowning and a Christmas decoration used as a ninja star.

As with the plethora of other serial killer Santa titles - like Silent Night and You Better Watch Out - it is not designed to be taken seriously. The film is a piece of goofy horror fun, and fully indulges in the appearance of Goldberg, even ending as he peruses the Naughty List, looks towards the camera and asks "Who's Next?".

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