10 Most Creative Wrestlers On The Planet Right Now
10. Joe Hendry
Joe Hendry!
Lock-al hero!
The one professional wrestler alive capable of getting over on both Josh Barnett's Bloodsport and Glastonbury, Joe Hendry - whom as an ROH-contracted star is as yet unable to wrestle amid this ongoing crisis - has instead taken to delighting the internet by producing piss-funny socially distant content.
Hendry is a very creative, entrepreneurial talent; he can wrestle, he can sing. Joe Hendry made lockdown better with his parody of Tiger King.
Set to Outkast's Ms. Jackson, Hendry revealed the true motive behind that bitch Carole Baskin's killing of her husband: as we're all feeling now, not being allowed to go outside, he was domestically useless and it got on her t*ts. The best artists capture the mood of the times. Joe Hendry is the new Bob Dylan, and gauging by his dead-on Joe Exotic, Marvin Berry needs to give a certain COO a call. The weirdly mandated southern accent has been located at last.
If you're in that conflicted headspace - where you miss wrestling but can't abide it amid this crisis - simply watch a pro wrestler master another craft instead.