10 Most INFURIATING WWE Quirks

10. Medical Facility

Over the course of a multi-decade career as a wrestling promotor - whether working within or beyond PG guidelines - Vince McMahon has presented storylines which have seen his talent body-slammed, pile-driven, bloodied, concussed, thrown off 40-foot scaffolds, incinerated, electrocuted, punctured by thumb tacks, smashed face-first with ladders, suplexed through glass, or otherwise broken in half.

None of these talents are taken to hospital.

They are taken to local medical facilities.

This is a peak McMahonism. It's difficult to get inside of the man's head - if a f*cking sneeze can't get itself in there, there's no way an armchair psychoanalyst can - but for a man with such a puerile sense of humour, with a taste for tasteless promotional tactics, he is oddly uptight. He famously loathed Mickie James' lewd gesture at WrestleMania 22, as well as an infamous promo in which Ric Flair bragged about making virgins bleed - so it's entirely possible that the word "hospital" brings into focus the dreaded "tawdry" elements of wrestling he pretends to loathe, but is the foremost practitioner of.