10 Most Paused WWE Moments

10. The DX Flasher

"You wouldn't see this now. Pussy generation."

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Now, certain moments you perverts definitely paused are omitted here. WWE's history of teenage boy/Kevin Dunn w*nk fodder yields several lists of 10, in fact. Hand prints; clingfilm; prosthetic dog ears: back in the fabled "day," the company entered a late nite phase that destroyed many a JVC 180. They won't be recounted here in depth, but for the sake of accuracy, yes, the merest hint of a tiddy compelled you to grab the remote.

Picture the scene.

You're hormonal. You're watching the Fed in 1998 after putting down the N64 controller. "Holy sh*t," you say, with 'Blind' by Korn blaring in the background. You see what appears to be a bewb. Two bewbs. Triple H, the man who later restored the dignity of women across the globe by pushing a few of them as athletes, is imploring a fired-up woman in the crowd to get 'em out for the lads.

"I can see, I can see I'm going blind / I can see, I can see I'm going blind..."

"Me too bro!"

Some of you grew up. Others are pausing RAW to this day because you're sick enough to treat Alexa Bliss as a sex object.

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