10 Most Ridiculous WWE Injuries Ever
10. Legless
Leading from the front but forced to rest on his behind, Vince McMahon infamously sat like a child at storytime as he dealt out an unholy in-ring b*llocking to John Cena and Batista for flubbing their lines at the climactic end of the 2005 Royal Rumble.
'The Animal' was booked to eliminate 'The Champ' as eventually played out, but a botched first effort saw both tumble to the floor. In a remarkable bit of luck for the future company icons, the false finish actually looked intentional, harking back to an identical conclusion 11 years prior between Lex Luger and Bret Hart that resulted in both being announced as co-winners.
The following year, Vince McMahon had to awkwardly squirm away from the finish on commentary, noting 'That'll never happen again, I promise you' when Jerry Lawler noted the possibility of it happening again. It was clearly a conclusion he deeply regretted, and the anger and embarrassment lingered long enough for him to storm the ring a decade later to give his bewildered staff a piece of his mind.
Hitting the ring with obnoxious vim, his attempt to slide under the bottom rope resulted in both thighs clattering against the apron. Crumpling to the canvas, he had torn his quad. Refusing to sell the pain even for a moment, he then tore the other attempting to walk to backstage without aid. Only Vince.