10 Most Totally Random WWE Matches Ever

10. Shane McMahon Vs. Chad Gable - WWE SmackDown 2019

*Rubs eyes in incredulity, like they do in cartoons*

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Shane McMahon wrestling in 2019?!

Oh, wait. That somehow was a thing that was meant to be normal and indeed good. Let's try again.

*Rubs eyes in incredulity, like they do in cartoons*

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA? Shane McMahon Vs. Chad Gable, of all people? How did that happen? Shane McMahon wasn't even in the tournament!"

Besides the World Cup, the only thing Shane McMahon ever won was a wet t-shirt competition, which is all the more impressive considering that nobody even threw water over him.

A replacement for Elias, who had suffered a legitimate ankle injury, WWE attempted to dovetail the ongoing Kevin Owens Vs. Shane O'Mac storyline into the tournament, which is how we arrived at a quite insane match graphic. Much like Shane's sweat glands, the first fall lasted just seconds. KO counted fast, Gable still celebrated like a geek. Gable did win the deciding fall without dispute, but it didn't do much for his babyface run.

Earlier in the night, the man requested a bye when he learned of his opponent's injury. A bye! Requested by a babyface!

But then he is f*cking tiny, isn't he. Little blighter was probably worried.