10 Quick WWE Fixes To Save Braun Strowman

10. Family Values

Vince McMahon may want the 'Eater Of Worlds' to have his last supper so he can look a bit more like a WWE Superstar in the traditional sense, but Bray Wyatt's gentle kite has nothing to do with his abject failure as a character in the last several years.

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Yet again a total loser in the match he requested at the tail-end of a feud he instigated, Bray Wyatt remains the most fundamentally flawed wrestler on Monday Night Raw thanks to relentlessly undermining booking and a raft of battles that failed to live up to even low expectations.

Judged strictly on bout quality (or lack thereof) in 2017, he's a justifiable nominee for the year's very worst wrestler considering the spot still offered to him despite persistent failures. His February WWE Title run seems more than lifetime ago - it's as if it happened in an entirely separate timeline altogether.

Coincidentally, it's a zombie-themed TV show Bray most resembles after years of haphazardly appropriating film and television clichés with little thought for context or relevance. Wyatt is The Walking Dead, doomed to drift aimlessly until somebody shoots his head clean off. Strowman is that man.

Oblivion is all that awaits the Wyatt character, and his former family member could be the one to emphatically do it. Destroying the character forever not only affords Braun a badge of honour, but also gives Windham Rotunda the opportunity to have a vital refresh.

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