10 Real-Life Wrestling Feuds You Totally Didn't Know About

10. Ethan Page Vs. Ricochet

This would be a far juicier story if it happened now - WWE champion buries AEW star on Twitter! - but it did happen in late 2018 to only mild intrigue in the rolling 24/7 wrestling news cycle.

In an absolutely shocking development, given the side-splitting zingers for which Ricochet has become famous, Ricochet replied to Ethan Page promoting his shot at the Impact Wrestling X Division Title with a joke that went over as well as Ricochet before Vince McMahon decided out of nowhere was championship material.

Ricochet instructed Page, who at the time wasn't as lithe as he is now, that he needed to hit the gym. In addition to being inaccurate - it isn't about weight limits, Ricochet! - it was also a bit cruel. Ricochet thought he was close enough to Page to gently mock him, but this, per Page's response, was decidedly not the case.

"You need to grow to be the size of an adult and learn how to cut a promo that doesn't sound like Bugs Bunny stuttering," Page replied. Equally petty, but he did support his point. "You wouldn't tweet that to Samoa Joe or Bray Wyatt," Page reasoned.

Ricochet has learned how to kick the cat.

And they say the Performance Center can't teach the super-indie set anything new!