10 Reasons Ric Flair Must Retire (For Good This Time)

10. We're Worried About Your Health

We really are very worried Ric. Our main concerns are the colour your face turns on a weekly basis. It really doesn’t seem to take much anymore to turn your face the sort of blood red colour that would bring most doctors out in a sweat. It’s a massive concern to us all.

The last thing we want on a Monday night is to watch you collapse on us, mid –Wooo, and for us to have to watch you being carted off. We worry about you like we worry about our grandparents, and there’s absolutely no way we would allow grandpa to carry on in this manner, getting himself into such a state week in week out.

A few deep breaths and possibly taking a chair down to the ring with you may be a slight improvement, but really Ric, have a good think about what would happen if, say, Sasha Banks came flying over the top rope and connected full-on with you. Would you enjoy it? This writer’s grandmother got knocked down by slow moving car recently, and she didn’t enjoy that very much I can assure you.

You need to take better care of yourself Ric.