10 Rubbish WWE Singles Runs You Totally Don’t Remember

10. Planet Stasiak (2002)

Almost literally, at least for Shawn Stasiak.

The one-time Meat (oh yes, that happened) and Kurt Angle fodder left for WCW in early 2000 and found modest success as a member of the upstart Natural Born Thrillers group. Then, Vince McMahon hoovered up the remnants of his competition when it folded, and Stasiak found himself back in the fed.

Seeking something new following some nondescript appearances as part of the Invasion story, Shawn was reimagined as Planet Stasiak in 2002. The general gist of this wacky gimmick was that Stasiak believed he was from outer space, and was guided by rhyming voices which screamed inside his own head.

It was as good as some quasi-modern update on Damien Demento was ever going to be, and Shawn eventually left WWE for good that September. The highlight of his stint as Planet? No less than 15 runs as Hardcore Champion that you definitely don't recall. They were over in a flash, put it that way.