2. Captain Lou Albano - Just Say No To Drugs Commercial
So many strange aspects of this commercial, where does one even begin? It's Captain Lou Albano. But he looks like Mario from Super Mario Brothers. Also, this is a don't do drugs commercial. Coming from a professional wrestler. Ladies and gentleman, there was no Wellness Policy back then. Plenty of wrestlers did drugs. Who let this guy make this commercial? Good thing Albano provides a list of clergy that one can go to if tempted by drugs. That usually solved the problem back then right? Didn't think so. But the best slash strangest part of this commercial? "If you do do drugs, you go to hell before you die." As Stone Cold Steve Austin would say, "WHAT!?"