10 Strangest Things You Can Currently Buy On WWE Shop

10. Snowman Ornaments

Who wouldn't want to decorate their Christmas tree with weirdly rotund versions of their favourite WWE superstars? Why bother with baubles and angels when your tree can be ornamented by something that vaguely resembles Braun Strowman? What chance does tinsel have in the face of a snow-version of The Fiend?

WWE's snowman ornaments are very, very hit or miss, a success ratio that almost entirely depends upon the gut of the superstar in question. The very nature of a snowman means rounded tummies and excess chub, while the nature of being a professional wrestler usually means trim physiques and preposterously low levels of body fat.

Put bluntly, men like Roman Reigns, Drew McIntyre and The Undertaker should never come in curvy snowman form. That same argument can't be made for Bray Wyatt and Heavy Machinery, but that doesn't make a Tucker Knight snowman ornament any less ridiculous. If people start decorating their festive trees with these monstrosities, then maybe Christmas should be cancelled after all these years.

Saying that, there is something about that Boneyard Undertaker snowman, I can't quite put my finger on it.